Babies should come with warning labels, period. One particular label should be “caution, keep baby mittens on baby hands or endure a slow painful 😖 agonizing fleshy jab.” I mean come on now, how can a cute baby bring you so much joy one moment and then quickly turn on you (smiles the entire time).
Baby nails will bring you to tears (debate your mama). For some reason baby nails grow extremely fast, one minute they aren’t there the next minute they are ready for combat. It doesn’t matter if you cut them 1,893,799 times they come back with revenge (I’m going to get you sucka). You find yourself dodging baby knives (Mortal Combat, get over here). Your chest, arms and face become the battle field, baby 1 mommy 0.
So for all the moms out there enduring baby nail boot camp, y’all the real MVPs (blink twice if it becomes too much, someone will come rescue you). On the bright side, it’s getting you ready for stepping on toys 🤫🤷🏽♀️😩 (LEGOs in particular).